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Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

CK — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:02:10 -0000

accidents happen....its not caused by stupidity...go fuck urself u fucking jackass

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

Ashley — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:18:45 -0000

its so true.
why would she post a picture of her phone after she sent that text to him?
and whoever you are that posted this is awful,
why would you post such a thing online?
dont you know this can hurt her?

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

kate — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:12:36 -0000

I feel so bad for her, and I think this is a total fake.
This kind of reminds me of Gossip Girl...

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

Obv. Smarter than you. — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:01:25 -0000

And you had to type the same thing worded differently twice, why?

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

Fin — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:18:52 -0000

You just used "your" rather than "you're" in a comment telling someone they're dumb. The irony is think enough you're likely choking on it.

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

jabez — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:13:36 -0000

made my day :D

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

dave — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:03:16 -0000

I'd hit it. BFC OT FTMFW!

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

pedobear — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:19:24 -0000

BFC OT FTW!!!

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

jorge the magnificant — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:42:24 -0000

um, am i the only one who thinks it's odd that she'd be dumb enough to snap a picture of her phone after telling her dad she lost her virginity on the beach? Or are you people that hugging stupid?

Hook

Line

Sinker

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

JK — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:08:06 -0000

does no one understand what The Chive is??

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

CaBR — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:53:16 -0000

Where are you from? Kansas?

LOL

In brazil we call this "ANTA"
xD

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

Haus — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:04:58 -0000

No, the internet has come down to gullible twats like yourself.

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

bogslug — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:45:36 -0000

Do you not understand that this was a mistake on her part? Do you honestly believe she said to herself "I just popped my cherry! Gotta tell the folks"?

Jesus, if you're gonna troll, at least do a more than quarter-assed job of it.

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

bogslug — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:44:16 -0000

This is what the internet has come to? Publically humiliating someone who made a simple mistake with an instant messaging client.

Jesus, this is pathetic.

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

ENI — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:42:54 -0000

I HOUPE YOUR FATHER IS YOUR FRIENDS ...THAT VERY FUNNY....

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

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Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

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Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

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Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

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Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

jookid — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:05:01 -0000

congratulations dad, your daughter has herpes!

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

rev.felix — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:03:47 -0000

Best. Song name. Ever.

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

Christopher P — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:45:14 -0000

Who the heck is this newsworthy?

I send accidental text messages now and again, and they're similar in nature to this one.. Granted I'm 39 but she wasn't a minor. 18 is NOT a minor folks, good for her for having sex on a beach...who cares?!?!

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

Withheld — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:18:32 -0000

It's bad form on the first line of your "article" to call someone stupid for making a mistake. I miss newspapers for this reason. People nowadays feel they have the right to judge you and the internet is so fleeting that it seems to be forgivable.

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

Carley — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 09:04:24 -0000

If I were her dad I'd be pretty proud that my daughter waited 18 years, pretty damn good. Daddy will get over it!

Re: Meet Elizabeth Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad

TWW — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:12:54 -0000

FAKE
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