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This kind of reminds me of Gossip Girl...
Hook
Line
Sinker
Where are you from? Kansas?
Jesus, if you're gonna troll, at least do a more than quarter-assed job of it.
I'm pretty sure it is you daft cunt.
Isn't that a band?
they put out that song HARDER, BETTER, UH-OH, WRONGHOLE
whoever put a dent in that got a good deal.
Lol.
Lizzy jizz-in-her, whoever put a dent in that there beaver done good.
I won't deny that the story is definitely worth a few real laughs, but I think that posting her personal information and flinging some rather mean-spirited insults crosses the line from humor to schadenfreude.
I wouldn't finance any further "class trips."
She wants to get laid she can do it on her own time/money.
Her dad will probably wuss out though.
This is a major problem. We need to get the government on this right away. We need to shout from every rooftop that teens are having sex and we need to figure out when this started happening and why.
Why did the dad snap a pic of his iPhone with said text? Why did the dad then post this image? What Cleveland radio station? Why cannot I find anything on their websites? I spend a minute with this cool tech called "google" (google it) and checked out most of them...nothing.
I'm a dad of a young girl...I find this whole thing dumb.
The GREEN text is the received SMS, and the Grey is the sent.. Why would her dad have he in his contact as “Dad”???
What's more, why would her dad take the picture of his phone and publish it on the 'net? If that's what happened then the moron gene seems to dominate in this family.
I'm beginning to think that someone is taking advantage of the 'net's pack mentality for reasons that are less than genuine. Character assassination and meme research come to mind.
why are people so fascinated with this? why not leave her alone and try to get yourselves laid.
It's been noted that the Onion and Chive are related. They are. Chive, however, primarily pulls up things that we publish and presents them back to us. Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up.
Allow my curiosity and simulated concern for a week and I'll let it go like that time what's-its-face did that thing.
incase that didnt make it clear enough, it's fake.
Its funny beacuse it hurts! Its funny beacuse the first thing you do is think how you would feel if it happned to you. Ha Ha Ha!
kinky.
Gotta love all the white knights in this comment section. The internet sure is serious business huh?
Still hilarious though. I hope it's true.
That said, it's still pretty funny.
Wonder if it was rape, but he made her write that it was "gr8".
It was probably rape.
I mean, is there any other way of getting sum?
Hope there's some rule 34 parodies on this bitch.
Dude, naild lizzy on beach
wuz ok.
Jimmy! I'm assuming you meant this text msg for
your friends. Really you nailed Lizzy, she's a little
hottie. Dont worry wont tell mom. Did you wear
a rubber? If not I hope you pulled out.
1) The photo is from her phone. She sent the green, she received the grey, it says 'Dad' at the top because that would be the obvious choice for a contact name. Some of you people are a bit slow on the uptake with this. Just repeat what I said slowly until it sinks in.
2) Some remarks about the 'miracle booking' that took '11 minutes'. That second message from her dad could've been 5 minutes after the first, or 15, or even 20 minutes. It varies plenty. The picture is feasible and anyone shouting fake is doing so with premature ignorance.
Example: I text him yesterday. I will text him tomorrow.
This bastardization of this word has the same "nails on a chalkboard" appeal as "supposabley" and "irregardless". Slang will always prevelant and should be embraced as an identifying culturalism but ignorance in correct word usage and pronuciation is just cretinous.
The "incorrect" usage is an adaptation of the noun into a verb format, and since it is adapted as a verb it should also then take on the properties of a verb (including alternate tenses). This is how languages are formed. Words need to be invented at some point to describe things that didn't previously exist. "texting" as an action rather than an object is a new invention and as a result a new word needed to be invented to describe it.
If you're going to call people out for their grammar you should at least understand what you're talking about first. Your examples are actually MORE incorrect than the examples you're trying to correct because not only have you used a noun a a verb, but you've also failed to apply tenses to that newly invented verb.
Look at the clock and the time that the texts were sent. Why would the father immediately snap a shot of this embarrassing moment for his daughter and then upload it for everyone to see? That doesn't fit the behavior of a father who is canceling her trip and recalling her back home asap.
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell is a fake because the shadow's are all wrong. lol
;)
Maybe we will get lucky and she will be removed from our gene pool before she reproduces.
Maybe we will get lucky and she will be removed from our gene pool before she reproduces.
What a whore
But the story is too funny.
http://www.collegeotr.com/college_otr/eight_oth...
i like the jonathan and clark kent one
If she was smart she would have text her dad while on the flight home- Just joined mile high club - it was gr8! Wish you where here!
Then in the taxi - just blew taxi drive who is from some country I can't pronounce - it was great, or atleast I think that is was he said. But saved you the cab fair.
Maybe she could claim it really was directed at her dad and that she ahs secert sexual desires for him.
Oh well - I like to read about bums anyway. Check out www.street-people.com
Anyway, my point is it didn't have to be her or her Dad that leaked the story. You guys just want it to be fake because you didn't have sex with a virgin on the beach!
But wow, her Dad made her come home.
That seems harsh after all she is 18.
You know the age where one can enlist and die in the military - without parental permission.
And let's face it now that she has had sex she is not going to stop.
But kudos to his daughter for waiting until she was a legal adult, it also implies good parenting.
As a parent my response would have been along the lines of don't brag about it that makes you look stupid.
And I certainly hoped you used a condom.
But I certainly haven't ever received a parent of the year award.
Maybe she was a teacher ? We are not hearing the full story here. 18 is entirely too old....
No parent paying for University is ever going to cancel any class trip unless life or death is involved, not without assessing loss of credit anyway.
awwwwkward.
http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Albums/Page...
it doesn't even say sex in the text who does he know she isn't talking about surfing
Sad for the father!!!
Once is enough right?
And who were the "friends" who "leaked" this information (and pictures?) to the internet and a radio station?
I can't really believe this happened.
If it did in fact happen it's more crazy that her friends get together and tell the world about it.
Why do I keep posting these blogs?
: /
I firmly believe anybody can sound smart or interesting when posting to these things.
well at least her kids can find this one in the archives and the whole family can have a good laugh
skeet skeet skeet
what a sort!
sorry, be more wise
love u
Y la neta, que puños.......
Nice try Samantha
http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Albums/Page...
IM A MEXICAN PERSON
JAJAJAJAJAJA
NORTH AMERICAN STUPID JAJAJAJA
SHE DOESN´T KNOW HOW TO READ
JAJAJAA
ESTUPID
OR HOW WE SAID IN MEXICO
PENDEJA JAJAJAJAJAJA
LINKINPARKSHOCKPUMASREBEL@HOTMAIL.COM
*with that said--Lizzy, I hope it was good =D
quit worrying about other peoples affairs!
so what if it's a fake or not?
are you seriously losing sleep at night over this??
LET IT GO!
and so what is she did have a "gr8" time,
it her time being wasted or not...
leave her to herself.
Regardless of whether the story is real or not,
the picture is....
it's a picture of a girl whose moral is being damaged by it...
pitty...
but seriously,
C'MON!
let it go...
ATT with 5 bars, no way!
fuck off, you leftist cunt
http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Albums/Albu...
I send accidental text messages now and again, and they're similar in nature to this one.. Granted I'm 39 but she wasn't a minor. 18 is NOT a minor folks, good for her for having sex on a beach...who cares?!?!
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.
IT'S MADE FROM THE AIR YOU BREATHE, POWERED BY THE WATER YOU DRINK. HOLY SHIT YOU CAN EVEN PISS IN A BUCKET AND THROW A HALF-SCOOP OF OXICLEAN IN THERE AND IT WILL BURN GENITAL WARTS OFF OF A VIETNAMESE WHORE. GODDAMN.
CALL 1-800-627-7660 TO ORDER. OR I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RAPE YOUR FACE WITH MY NINE-INCH COLON-WRECKER. FUCK YOU.
LOL
In brazil we call this "ANTA"
xD
Jesus, this is pathetic.
why would she post a picture of her phone after she sent that text to him?
and whoever you are that posted this is awful,
why would you post such a thing online?
dont you know this can hurt her?