DISQUS

The Inquisitr: Barry Bonds Killed Bambi

  • paul · 11 months ago
    Looks like some fine eating in the Bonds household. Congrats to Barry for taking such a fine buck that was obviously past his prime and no longer a part of the herd. We as people could learn much from the ways of animals. The biggest and strongest would get all the finest babes and do most of the breeding while wimpy dudes would hang around the edges, having to scrap each other for the leavings.
  • Lukas · 10 months ago
    Perhaps in between tequila shots and working on your chevy you should read up on this a bit. Seems that with all that "tough buck" breeding going on that you're talking about, for the longest time they couldn't explain why so much of the "weaker" genes were always found in the offspring. Here's what they found... While the toughest bucks were competing for a piece of doe, the weaker ones would have their way with the females. Once the "strong" bucks were done proving who was the "best", the winner would go off to get his prize... sloppy seconds. lol
    Whut color's yer truck?
    I'm sorry for the sarcasm (I'm sure your truck is a nice color) but the superiority overtones in your language, irresistibly begs a slap. If you bother to respond, please I'm interested to know... if you were to take any of your own advice, are you past your prime and ready to be culled from the herd?
  • Steve · 11 months ago
    So what? Tons of deer starve every winter because there are too many suburbanites that crowd out their habitat. Better to be shot than starve. Now, while yer at it...are you also pissed at the America Indians? The sure offed their share.